RUSHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD INCOMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to slam down on your inbox. We're talking atrocious amounts of scammy emails packed with sick porn. These scumbags are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned money, so be extremely careful. Don't click on any images in these emails, and flag them immediately. Don't get caught!